The middle of the week delivers levity intersecting with
seriousness. “Why?” You ask? Lest we forget, today is the day of the
practical joker. What is a ‘practical’
joke? Lack of clarity on this term will
lead me to reference Mr. Webster’s progeny.
Practical means: actual, active or applied. That makes sense (I was going to say in‘every
respect’ but that presumes there are no respects in which – or is it through
which – this would not make sense).
What good is the joke if it’s not actual and applied? We’d have a virtual or imaginary laugh. That’s not as much fun as humor at the
expense – in a loving way – of another.
Don’t like the term “at the expense”? Are you one who takes himself or herself
seriously? You may “serious” yourself
from interactions that could serve to lighten your spirit. Don’t do it.
If you do, don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn you (sound like Taylor
Swift?)
I know, everything can’t be humorous and frivolous. Some things must be considered weighty. Where to draw the line? Let’s give it a try.
Pick two words; any two words and try putting them together
like this “wondersome” is the combination of wonderful and awesome. Same combination, different result:
“aweful”. Can you come up with an
interchangeable combination that sounds good in one iteration and not so good
in another?
I’ve used the terms “Femmtabulous”, “Femmilicous”. Love them both, use them often.
Let’s try another angle.
The word “specimen”, is the singular “speciman”? Can it be gender specific such as “speciwoman”
or “speciwomen”? How about “acuman” and “acumen”? We have accuweather so why not “accuwoman”
and “accuwomen”? Women (especially women
weather forecasters) are always right so we should call ourselves “Accuwomen”.
Yet another concept is what if you come before the person
who came before you. Did you come “bethree”? If you are worse than asinine are you asiten,
asitwenty? You’re wondering why I’ve
taken this line of questioning. I’m
decoupling (no not as in “decouple sitting in front of me is talking”) from the
straight and narrow. “Honey the only thing straight about you is the jacket you
should be wearing.” I dislike when my
other personality insists on entering the conversation uninvited.
Let’s continue. Find something funny that had you in
stitches. I can think of a few
occurrences that still cause me to excuse myself while I laugh off the memory.
Life is full of wonderful opportunities to take 120 grit
sandpaper to that sharp edge. Apply
liberally, smile, relax the shoulders and absorb what you’ve been missing by
being so black and white, so straight-laced, so button down. Tension and his cousin stress are killers. Rage against nothing. Apply targeted and focused energy to whatever
is your passion. Try doing it without making yourself nuts. “In your case honey it’s too late.” I know but it’s not too late for my readers
to take heed, ride the steed, forget about greed, be your own breed. You can blossom, don’t play possum. Life’s too short, to live in your fort. Come
out to the light, fly a big kite.
Have a wonderful First Day of April.
Love and hugs, Nikki DeCaro