Should people have directional
signals? As if it would matter, you think. I get it.
Can’t get people to use turn signals while hurtling down macadam or
concrete highways and byways in multi-thousand pound combinations of steel,
aluminum, glass and plastic, why would I expect people to indicate direction
changes or sudden movements when walking in crowded areas where sudden
movements could cause a collision? Okay
that won’t work. Forget I offered such
foolishness.
What about on and off, but mostly
off, switches?
“Okay Nikki, you’re getting
dangerously close to contempt of blog with this line of questioning.”
Well, what about the concept of an
“off switch”?
“Objection; she’s badgering the
reader.”
“They her readers!”
I don’t think remote “off switches”
would be objectionable. You have to
utilize discretion when engaging one and only a limited number of times in a
twenty-four hour period.
“If you insist on pursuing this
line of questioning I want to know why.”
If you want to experience my pain
I’m happy to share. I had one of those
weeks; high-pressure meetings that included temper tantrums thrown liberally by
people (yes adult people) who should know better. Throwing objectivity under the fleet of
subjectivity busses, they persisted to inflate the flea into a room-filling
elephant. As I brandished a needle and
burst one another was inflated. After an
hour I wished for a “meeting off switch”.
Another keen idea would be to sell
word quotas prior to the start of a meeting.
Not to dissuade meeting attendance, every meeting invitee is allocated a
base number of words. They can purchase
an identical quantity of words five minutes prior to meeting commencement. Can
you imagine people’s expressions when their word quota decrements to zero? Lips moving with no sound. Frantic, they petition to purchase more
words. Ah, but the cost of incremental
words is high, almost exorbitant! A new
control mechanism; just what the meeting organizer ordered! Oh lest we forget, unused words expire at the
end of the meeting. No roll over words
(sorry AT&T). And purchased word quotas can be utilized only during the
meeting window, ensuring the meeting begins and ends on time.
Now to determine how to develop and
implement. This will be a billion dollar
business!
Yes I know, there is fantasy and
then there is reality, banal as it may be.
Let’s get back to the meeting.
Take heart, silver linings do exist.
After vitriol was sprayed liberally over my team but mostly directed at
yours truly, I reconvened the kiddies later the same day and found the mood to
be more mature. Hope springs eternal even
in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds.
I wish for the odds to be stacked
in your favor this weekend and for you to enjoy every moment of the glorious
holiday when we remember those who have sacrificed their future so that we may
have one. Some legacies fade. Let’s not permit the legacy of freedom to go
unrecognized. We owe a debt to those who
have gone before, sacrificing life and limb; brave men and women who gave
voluntarily and humbly. No greater gift
can be offered than to lay down your life for another. Let us honor them
through thankful gestures and respectful actions. Thank you for your service!
Love and hugs, Nikki DeCaro